Sid's Humor

The following stories were written with tongue firmly in cheek.


Copyright on all stories: 1996, 1997 Columbia Missourian
All rights reserved.



Man Arrested in Tavern Theft

James M. Watson went grocery shopping Thursday evening. The trouble is, he never left work.
(Full story of 6/23/96)


1996 - The Year That Was

The fact that you're reading the Sunday paper this fine morning indicates that you have survived 1996, along with the rest of us. (And I'm guessing you'd agree that's pretty good, for what it's worth.)
(Full story of 1/5/97)



Copyright on all stories: 1996, 1997 The Columbia Missourian
All rights reserved.



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